The Pig Races, which you must find a seat for 30 minutes in advance (the below photo was taken 20 minutes prior to the first race), and which last all of 10 minutes. But yall: Those billy goats are CUTE.
…also local art, including (the newly?) Mr. & Mrs. Barrel Monster:
Also, the YESTERYEAR tent which I really REALLY did not want to go into but T begged and pulled me inside and OMG IT’S FULL OF CRAFTS. It’s like Etsybut everyone is old and wears leather aprons or something. I really wanted that hand carved wooden spoon (why? I have no idea). I bought “icicles” from an old man who was cutting tin with a pair of garden shears. We paid $6.00 for 12 pieces of twisted metal (aluminum foil?) but I don’t care because the old guy told me I was charming, he liked my glasses, and he laughed at my jokes. Yes sir I will take those twisted metal Christmas ornaments please AND thank you.
Oh and, you guys, deep fried Oreos.